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'I'll tell you what you can't teach- speed and quickness.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Gary turns 40.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

"How should we divide the teams?"