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'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'Can our software do that?'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

'What a control freak!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Eight puns

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."