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'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Worms."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

"Sorry I'm late, dad! Which number?"

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

'Forsyth, this is my son, Byron. I want you to tell him about the penalty for 'goofing off'.'

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

'Your loyalty is unquestionable, but you just don't seem to be able to learn new procedures.'