Strict Disciplinarian Gifts

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'Our Damien was right, he is a very strict teacher!'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"No, I said 'sit'."

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Worms."

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"We tell our kids to drink, smoke, dabble in recreational drugs and get a tattoo. Because they always do exactly the opposite of what we say."

"Yeah, but it's okay because they'll never take me alive again."

The company gym's down the hall, but your resolve will be tested by running the gauntlet of snack machines.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'I don't think your taking this seriously boy.'

"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"

"...And to those who have been naughty he doesn't bring any coal, just presents."

"You got off easy. They put me under house arrest."

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

'Aren't I entitled to a public defender?'

Stupid cell phone. One more thing he hated about walking her yappy little dog.

"Mommy is going to stay 'On Message'. 'No'"

'Forsyth, this is my son, Byron. I want you to tell him about the penalty for 'goofing off'.'

This house needs rules! ...so if you think of any you want to live by, just let us know.

'Your loyalty is unquestionable, but you just don't seem to be able to learn new procedures.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

I am homeschooling you. That doesn't mean you can misbehave in class. If you keep calling out, I'll have to call your mother and report my concerns to myself.