Strict Discipline Enthusiast Pillows

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Science Snobs

'What a control freak!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Eight puns

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."