Strict Style Admirer Pillows

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Victorian Lady

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

New Shoes.

Mating rituals

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Grandfather Clock

Social Struggles

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Le Corbusier

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

A grave with an array of beauty products

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Lady in a blue and white dress

The inventor of the man bun.

"Lady lush has another busy day."

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

The Barber Of Severe.

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

'I wish i had shares in Gabardine.'

Snowmanbun

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).