Devilish Style Admirer Pillows

'What really burns me up is that I just bought this suit!'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Mating rituals

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Le Corbusier

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

A grave with an array of beauty products

London Fly-Paper Vendor

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Devil Tricks

Concert pianist.

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

Balloons tied to a moustache.

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Norm was starting to doubt the relevancy of his new perm. Sure it made him stand out, but somehow he felt the others wouldn't approve.

Snowmanbun

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

"I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here."

'This fashion for quirky kit is going too far, don't you think, Joe?'