Devilishly Stylish Pillows

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"How's it look back there?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

The Surly Yoof

Bat out of Hell

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'T.S.I.F.'

Satan

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Ass-less Chaps

Swelling

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Summer in Hell

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Golfer's Hell.

Marathon in Hell.

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Devil cello

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Saville Row surprise