Devilishly Stylish Gifts

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"How's it look back there?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Demonic Repossession.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

The Surly Yoof

Bat out of Hell

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

Satan

'T.S.I.F.'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

Ass-less Chaps

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

Swelling

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

Saville Row surprise

Devil cello

Summer in Hell

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Chip off the old Anti-Christ.

Marathon in Hell.

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'