Fashionably Fierce Gifts

The Surly Yoof

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

'You'll grow into it!'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I like your style, you'll go far.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

Boris Bike

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Douglas Stuart

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

'I didn't get the job. They said I've not got enough determination.'

"I'm, like, really really upset about the, like, current situation in the Middle East...."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Erik- do me a favor."

"You're all confused again Edith. This is a SWEATER shop!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

'Did you wake up late this morning, Sally?'

Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

New for parents of teenage girls: plastic foam midriff cover-up spray.

"Watch your shirt, dear."

"It's parent's evening tonight, Dad. Lose the hoodie."