Fashionably Witty Gifts

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You'll grow into it!'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."