Humor In Fashion Gifts

Dressed to the fives.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Big Guy Shirt Shop.

V-Neck painter.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

I e-bay t-shirt.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

A Moosetache.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."