Sartorial Humorists Gifts

"Here, this might fit."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

Three-way mirror

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Circus trousers