Wardrobe Humorists Gifts

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Circus trousers

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Where Pleather Comes From

Unsuitable clothing.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

A Moosetache.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"