Wardrobe Humorists Gifts

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Circus trousers

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Unsuitable clothing.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

A Moosetache.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'