Wardrobe Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I'm sure it's fake.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Unsuitable clothing.

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'Fairy friday.'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

"Here, this might fit."

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

This ain't no cupboard love.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"Laugh all you want, but my Bunny-Slippers keep my feet nice and warm..."