Fashion Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a nice change from Prada."

'Do you have to wear those shabby pants?.. The bank has cameras you know!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Too much for the school run?'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

His and Her wardrobe's

Congratulations on the new you!