Fashion Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a nice change from Prada."

'Do you have to wear those shabby pants?.. The bank has cameras you know!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

wattle covers

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

His and Her wardrobe's

Changing Room Decisions