Fashion Humor Aficionado Gifts

Quiet Hospital Zone 'You're under arrest!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 39. Go to the mall with someone who doesn't understand fashion.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

'Talk about inconsiderate! You could have permanently damaged the bike!'