Clothing Comedian Gifts

Unsuitable clothing.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Builders fashion range

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Suits you Sir!

A Moosetache.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'