Sartorial Comedian Gifts

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

"1-1"

'My long suit is at the cleaners.'

'You got haberdashed!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Phone Mittens

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Unsuitable clothing.

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."