Couture Comedian Gifts

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Gary turns 40.

"1-1"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Unsuitable clothing.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

'How bad is it?'

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'