Chore Comedian Gifts

'How often does he go on line?'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"Extreme miming"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

Easy chair exercise machines

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"Previously on..."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

John Cleese

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5K' training app for a '5K to couch' one!"

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

"Let's take it on board and see if any of our women know how it works."

'You said you wanted to experiment in bed.'

"I don't lift weights. I got this way because I wipe down the equipment really, really hard."

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.