Household Chore Humorists Gifts

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"

Kitchen Tetris

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Washing Line Walker

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

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'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

How men shop for towels.

This Semester's Report Card

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

Ice Fishing

Snowman in the Freezer.

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."