Household Chore Humorists Pillows

Wife lifts husband's toupee to clean his head.

"Oh darling! Do you remember, before we had a dishwashing machine?"

Kitchen Tetris

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Washing Line Walker

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

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"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

This Semester's Report Card

How men shop for towels.

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

Ice Fishing

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

Snowman in the Freezer.

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

'I DO NOT pamper the dog - Now get out of his chair!'

"I'm sorry I used three squirts of washing up liquid instead of two."

'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.