Chore Juggling Comedian Gifts

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Extreme miming"

"Bed Spread"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Robber on treadmill

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Pelobong

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Damn speed hump!"

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"You could do with some weight training."