Chore Juggler Gifts

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"He's going to be sleepwalking all night, I might as well get some work out of him..."

Spiro, Pusho and the Carwash

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

"Now can I go up to the pub?"

"It's from my wife. Honeydos."

"The meeting will come to order."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Bed Spread"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

Signs of Stress

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Brickie's Mate

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"Honey! We're home!"

Education Guidance

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'