Chore Juggler Gifts

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"He's going to be sleepwalking all night, I might as well get some work out of him..."

Spiro, Pusho and the Carwash

Golf clubs replaced by gardening equipment.

"Now can I go up to the pub?"

"It's from my wife. Honeydos."

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Bed Spread"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'So, come back in fifteen minutes?...Twenty?'

Signs of Stress

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'All right, Hargreaves, you've made your point clear.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

Brickie's Mate

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Education Guidance

"Honey! We're home!"

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."