Household Chore Jugglers Gifts

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Kitchen Tetris

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"First break since 2008."

'Save us!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Washing Line Walker

Acclaimed mother.

Baby On Boardroom

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam