Domestic Task Jugglers Gifts

'You put the kettle on and I'll re-arrange the furniture!'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Acclaimed mother.

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Time to do it in!"

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Accounting: In/Ouch

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

Baskerville Tabby.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Doo inc..can and no can.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'