Household Chore Enthusiasts Gifts

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'Car wash.'

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Just empty it."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

Nate Sure Abhors a Vacuum!

'I'll see your 'Washing the Dishes' and raise you 'Two Loads of Laundry''

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Tunnel of Laundry.

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'