Domestic Chore Enthusiast Gifts

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Just empty it."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"Laundry day?"

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'

Presents.

Sumo Laundry Day

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

"Where are dishes?"

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"