Domestic Chore Enthusiast Pillows

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Washing Line Walker

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Just empty it."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

No caption. (A woman folding laundry from the dryer is looking at a mouse folding laundry from a mousehole on the side of the dryer).

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"Laundry day?"

The Toilet paper roll...do they magically appear on the holders?

Presents.

'That Riding Vacuum has given our marriage a spark I didn't think was possible.'

Sumo Laundry Day

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'