Domestic Chore Enthusiasts Pillows

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Kitchen Tetris

Washing Line Walker

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Looks like I do dishes again.

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

"Just empty it."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"That goes to the dry cleaners."

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'Mom, how old was I when Dad first hired you to do all this stuff around the house?'

'When he said he wanted to put me on a pedestal, it was only so I could dust the ceiling fan!'

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

'I TOLD you not to wash it in warm water!'

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Home Schooling: "And this is what we call the 'washing machine'."

Tunnel of Laundry.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

'Washing dishes, why?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"Laundry day?"

Presents.