Chore Juggling Comedian Pillows

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The meeting will come to order."

"Extreme miming"

"Bed Spread"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Pelobong

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

Easy chair exercise machines

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Damn speed hump!"

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

A Man mixing up his sports.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."