Catwalk Comedian Gifts

'and you're sure this will stop the underweight models getting on the catwalk?' - Cattlegrid on catwalk

"Ahhh... close enough."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

The Bland Leading the Bland

Kelly Mittendorf

Hospital gown pageant.

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Unsuitable clothing.

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

Sara Sampaio

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Keister Island

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Fashion Week 2021

'Have you heard about the origami shop?'

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Make Your Own

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Twiggy

Model Village

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

Rachel Hilbert caricature