Catwalk Enthusiast Gifts

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

London Fashion Week.

'The womens wear daily map of America'

"Now that's what I call a fashion model."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Task-Lamp Fashion Trends, Milan, Summer 2003.

'Oh no...The first round cattle grid!'

Designer Steals the Opening Day with Two Models wearing One Outfit

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Showbiz Awards

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Live the Dream!

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Animal Musicals

A woman bows to the crowd

"Mom, I got the job!"

Walter The Sea Monster

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical