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Gok Wan

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

London Fashion Week.

'The womens wear daily map of America'

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"Now that's what I call a fashion model."

Stella Maxwell caricature

Kate Grigorieva

Elsa Hosk

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Alessandra Ambrosio

Kelly Mittendorf

Task-Lamp Fashion Trends, Milan, Summer 2003.

'Oh no...The first round cattle grid!'

Designer Steals the Opening Day with Two Models wearing One Outfit

Alessandra Ambrosio

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Lais Ribeiro

Showbiz Awards

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Fred Astaire

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."