Catwalk Commentator T-Shirts

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Kelly Mittendorf

Hospital gown pageant.

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

Gok Wan

'An important update..'

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Sara Sampaio

Twiggy

Model Village

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

"David Bowie, dead. Keith Richards, alive. Makes no sense."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Fashion Week 2021

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Naomi Campbell

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Rachel Hilbert caricature

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

Hypermodels

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Ohmigod, what big ears she has! Ohmigod, what a big nose she has!...'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

A woman in a red catsuit

Lana Turner