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Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Please don't feed the Supermodels.

Anatomy of a supermodel.

The Bland Leading the Bland

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

London Fashion Week.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Model Village

Fashion Week 2021

Style Consultant

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"