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Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Please don't feed the Supermodels.

Anatomy of a supermodel.

The Bland Leading the Bland

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Fake fur coat and no knickers

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Kelly Mittendorf

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Hospital gown pageant.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

Sara Sampaio

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Aren't you ready yet?"

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Model Village

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Style Consultant

Fashion Week 2021

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Twiggy

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."