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Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

The Bland Leading the Bland

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Model Village

Fashion Week 2021

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

A woman in a red catsuit

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Hypermodels

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Seventeen-year-old fashion model.