Catwalk Comedy Gifts

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Kelly Mittendorf

The Bland Leading the Bland

Hospital gown pageant.

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Sara Sampaio

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Fashion Week 2021

Twiggy

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Model Village

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

Living Dead Fall Fashion Show

'I'm watching a fashion show...it's the 'I'll never be skinny enough to wear these' collection.'

Rachel Hilbert caricature

A woman in a red catsuit

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Hypermodels

Naomi Campbell

'Excuse me, Officer, can you show me the way to London Fashion Week.'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Cat walk photographer taking photo up models skirt