"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."
Sartorial Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines humor with a sharp eye for fashion? Our range for the sartorial satirist is ideal for the style-conscious who enjoy clever, playful takes on clothing and trends. Whether it’s a cheeky mug, a witty T-shirt, or a humorous print, these items are sure to get a laugh and style points. Show off your love of fashion satire and make a statement that’s as funny as it is fashionable.
'...You know we don't stand on formality here!'
Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"Yes, but does it say 'Larry, leave me alone'?"
'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'
Socks and sandals.
'I've got a suit for every day of the year - this is it.'
The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...
"This is our successful 'Flat Broke Bum' designer suit. Lots of investment bankers and car plant CEO's ordered it!"
"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."
Style or parody - you decide.
Phone Mittens
"1-1"
Emergency Hipster Beard
"That shirt is so last year."
All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...
'Have you any W fronts?'
The Inventor of the Man Bun!
"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"
Daniel Craig caricature
"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"
The Bland Leading the Bland
Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore
Hoody Woodpecker.
'He managed to think himself into the box !'
"This time lick my entire body."
Stay at home
"Does this shirt make me look gay?"
"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."
Home for the Holidays
Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.
Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.
Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'
"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
Sartorial Satirist Gifts Collection
Sartorial Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of fashion satire mugs to find the perfect humorous gift for the sartorial satirist in your life.
Sartorial Satirist Pillows
Find pillows with clever fashion slogans—bring satire and style into any room with these fun decor pieces.
Sartorial Satirist Prints
Browse our prints that humorously critique trends—great for adding a stylishly satirical touch to any space.
Sartorial Satirist T-Shirts
Discover witty T-shirts that playfully mock fashion clichés—ideal for the sartorial satirist who loves to stand out with humor.