Humorist In Fashion Gifts

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

May's guide to looking cheap on a budget.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

I'm sure it's fake.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"