Fashion Daring Gifts

"Watch your shirt, dear."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The Surly Yoof

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thong World.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Ass-less Chaps

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Fashionista

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"