Fashion Daring Pillows

"Watch your shirt, dear."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"How's it look back there?"

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

The Surly Yoof

The boss was taking casual Fridays a little too casually.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Ass-less Chaps

Fashionista

Thong World.

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.