Fashion Defiers Pillows

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"How's it look back there?"

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"I just love these casual fridays."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."