Fashion Defiers Pillows

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"How's it look back there?"

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Hipster Police Department

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"I just love these casual fridays."