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GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

To do before Saturday...

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Giraffe Selfie

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

The Chia Pet

Basic Instinct

Mall of ages

Georgian head-dress