Size Defier Pillows

Insignificant Jockey

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

To do before Saturday...

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Zoom Wedding

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Weight Gain Denial

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Trampoline Balance

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'I want something to make me look younger.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

Cross-Country Sledding

'IF this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever encountered.'