Gender Defier Pillows

Head over Hooves

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

To do before Saturday...

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Fun with Ned-Ball.