Gender Defier T-Shirts

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Head over Hooves

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

To do before Saturday...

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Weight Gain Denial

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

If middle-age birthday cards were honest...

'If this is your true age, then you're the youngest case of senility I've ever seen.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Trampoline Balance

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'