Gender Benders Pillows

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Alternative fielding positions

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Black hole setting

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Boys Cooking

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

The Eclectic Chair

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'

Fun on the pyramids

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'