Gender Bender Enthusiast Pillows

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"Is it a boy or a girl?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'If it's a boy we're getting him a sex change,'

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Men explained.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Complaints departement for men and women.

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Corporate Punishment.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Gender Reveal

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Give Thanks.

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

'Your tests show you to be drug free ... and three months pregnant.'

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

"Captain, we're headed straight toward a big gaping hole of needs!"

His and Hers Clothing

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Man wearing skirt and women's shoes has filing trays marked 'in' and 'drag'.